Fartz ZONA MIND

Hi everyone, I thought of this, umm, natural subject from Nigahiga! Yaay, round of applause please... so back to this, why do people think of this as gross? We all fart when we sleep which shows we can't/ shouldn't control it, so why be embarrassed? The only exception is

You're walking down a school hallway in your favorite outfit, having a positive muju around your day. It gets better when your crush is talking to you, asking questions about you, making you feel happy, basically. He's cracking jokes now, with his amazing smile, and you need to cut cheese. You're desperate, the hallway is pretty empty so blaming it on someone else isn't optional. You look for your classroom which is at the end of the hall, so you can't make a run for it. You're backed up, you have to let it out. Pffttt, a soft one, but loud enough to hear. You look at him. Silence strucks.....  It's too quiet..... Your face feels red...... Time feels paused. He looks at you, then sees his friends, looks again at you and starts to laugh with his friends and imitate your gust of wind. You go to class looking forward to replace that jerk with another cutie.

That's when you can be embarrassed...